Nice “disabilities” photos
A few nice disabilities images I found:
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Image by thisBEphotography
This series was shot to give imagery and insight to the struggles my father is enduring with his health and disability. I used these flats in my first portfolio book from SPAO, School of the Photographic Arts: Ottawa.
flat7re
Image by thisBEphotography
This series was shot to give imagery and insight to the struggles my father is enduring with his health and disability. I used these flats in my first portfolio book from SPAO, School of the Photographic Arts: Ottawa.
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Q&A: A few Irish 1′s?
Question by always laughing/still smilin: A few Irish 1′s?
A small boy got lost at the FAI cup final game.
He went up to a Guard and said: “I’ve lost my dad.”
“What’s he like?” said the Guard sympathetically.
“Beer and women,” said the boy.
You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Irish Teens Magazine, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
The doctor was explaining to Paddy how nature adjusted certain physical disabilities. “For example, if a man is blind, he develops a keen sense of hearing and touch. If he’s stone deaf, he develops other senses.”
“I know what you mean,” said Paddy.” I’ve notice that if a bloke has one short leg, then the other one is always a bit longer.”
An Irish man went to the opticians. “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes”
The receptionist asked; “have you seen a doctor?”
the Irish Man Replied; “No, just spots”
Best answer:
Answer by christine p
Your on a roll, keep em coming
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Differentiating Instruction for Students With Learning Disabilities (Multimedia Kit): A Multimedia Kit for Professional Development Reviews
Differentiating Instruction for Students With Learning Disabilities (Multimedia Kit): A Multimedia Kit for Professional Development
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Q&A: Mistakes on a resume?
Question by Frank Heyes: Mistakes on a resume?
These are from actual resumes:
“Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs.
“I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.”
“Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I’m a class act and do not come cheap.”
“I intentionally omitted my salary history. I’ve made money and lost money. I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. I prefer being rich.”
“Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as ‘job-hopping’. I have never quit a job.”
“Number of dependents: 40.”
“Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.”
RESUME BLOOPERS
“Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:
“Responsibility makes me nervous.”
“They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn’t work under those conditions.”
REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB:
“Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.”
“I was working for my mom until she decided to move.”
“The company made me a scapegoat – just like my three previous employers.”
JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:
“While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.”
“I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.”
SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:
“Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.”
“My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.”
“I procrastinate – especially when the task is unpleasant.”
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES:
“Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.”
PERSONAL INTERESTS:
“Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.”
SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:
“Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.”
“Work Experience: Dealing with customers’ conflicts that arouse.”
“Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.”
“I’m a rabid typist.”
“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.”
Best answer:
Answer by JAM123
Ha ha on a roll Frank.!!!
10/10.!!!
Brilliant ones there.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
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